Her brain is a bag full of cats

You like Thor? I prefer my gods to be a bit more low-key.

morgans team

The weight on her head is going to collapse the whole team

I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.

“Be safe out there!

~~I love you!~~

Good luck.

-Coulson”

The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh

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thegreyzone:

avengerpickuplines:

See this lab table? I’ve been trying to create life on it. Want to help?

Submitted by grekh

this is for u morgan

You know me too well

Was I the only one to notice…

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.